Breaking news: Biblical translations found to be inaccurate. Manatees actually made in God’s image, not man.
Fact: There ain’t no party like an other-dimensional party because there’s no guarantee time and physics work the same there.
The pleasure is all mine. All of it. Give it to me.
Reptilians may run the world, but they’ll never understand the power of a warm hug. Stupid lizard people.
Fact: The bazooka is the only weapon with the word “zoo” in it. This is significant for reasons you will never understand.
You may have forgotten your imaginary friends, but they still remember you. And they remember how you abandoned them.
Fact: Chickens aren’t incapable of flight. They’re just terrified of sky demons.
Lifehack: Buy all unmarked game cartridges at your local indie game seller. Make the internet piss themselves with fear.
Gargamel was ostensibly the villain, but in fairness, Smurfs are fucking delicious.
Today you were cold. The sun beat down and yet you still shivered. Why was it so cold? Everyone looked at you so strangely in your parka.
Did you watch the video above?
Then stop reading right now! There is no new information for you in the paragraphs below.
But you can head on over to our Patreon page to learn all about the different ways you can support Texts from Superheroes and the rewards that await you in exchange.
For those of you who didn’t watch, you missed a great video announcing that Texts from Superheroes is now on Patreon.
What is Patreon?
Patreon is a funding platform kind of like Kickstarter, but instead of raising a bunch of money at once for one big project, it’s meant for recurring small donations to keep our web comic running on a monthly basis.
As creators, writers and comedians we’re working on a lot of different projects at once and Texts from Superheroes doesn’t always get the attention from us it deserves. With recurring monthly donations we can focus more time and energy on creating the comics you love and ensure consistent, quality posts from Texts from Superheroes. But there are also rewards!
We’re offering our patrons exclusive content, behind the scenes access, the chance to see comics from the future and a bunch of other great stuff, all listed on our Patreon page.
But don’t panic, Texts from Superheroes will always be free. This is just an avenue to help directly support our comic, if that’s what you’re into.
Thanks for reading, thanks for following and thanks for being the awesome fans that you are. (And special thanks to Doug Groves, the creator of Bionic Antboy, for all his help with our campaign video).
Here’s our Patreon page if you’d like to donate.
And here’s a picture of Ronan texting, because we think it’s hilarious:
Ah. Thanks Dan!
So yeah, Texts from Superheroes is now on Patreon, and this video is now on the internet, which truth be told, is literally the only video footage available proving I exist.
If nothing else for that picture of Ronan…
Texts From Superheroes is the best Canadian export since beer.