Fact: You can lick your own elbow, but only if you remove your arm first. It’s so simple! How has no one thought of it?
The ghost of your future self visits. “Everything is pretty much the same, but we all wear codpieces now. I’m not even sure why.”
Q:I love you.
You wake up to see a face peering into your window. It’s that one guy. You know, he was in that thing. It’s on the tip of your tongue.
MISSING: Small animal. Patches of fur. Long teeth. Number of eyes frequently changes. Answers to OH GOD WHAT IS THAT. Do not approach.
A showcase/greatest hits sort of thing from all my musical projects!
My Bandcamp discography: mjanetmars.bandcamp.com/
Like on Facebook:
www.facebook.com/electricyakuza (alt. rock)
www.facebook.com/surfingarcanis (surf rock)
Follow me on Twitter for updates: twitter.com/mjanetmars
A good intro to the music of M. Janet Mars, who is doing the art for Other Gods, my upcoming (yeah, still) short story collection. Listen to it all!
Just remember: You’re one bad day from losing everything at any given point. Sleep well tonight.
"Girl, much like the universe, your body is vast and mysterious." - Stephen Hawking pick-up lines
"Once a verdant and peaceful place, JC Penney is now dead inside, just like God." - Stock reports from the Other Earth
The call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE. Or maybe outside? Look, this cell phone triangulation thing is only good to like 20 meters.
Fact: There is still a monster in your closet. He just needs a place to crash right now until things calm down. That cool?
I Brake For Kaiju Because I Have No Other Choice
Do you guys think he meant it
wait is that what I think it is?
Only if you think it’s my signed copy of John Dies at the End where David Wong personally told me “fuck you”. Also I signed a guy’s copy of The De-Textbook, so I’m a big deal twice over.