Lock your doors this night. The dead walk and they want to know if you’ve heard about their great deals on cable television.
Fact: Under the Skin is a documentary and Scarlett Johansson really does steal people’s insides.
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It’s midnight. You’re alone. There’s a knock at the door. it’s just a friendly clown, checking on you. Whew, that could have been scary.
Never judge a book by its cover, unless that book’s cover is made out of pressed feces. Then it’s probably okay to judge.
Yesterday I saw a ghost and shit my pants. Those two things aren’t necessarily related.
Did You Know: Your bed is a portal to the Screaming Blood Dimension. Don’t wake up on the wrong side of THAT.
Fact: The real reason ancient peoples put coins over the eyes of the dead was so they could continue after a game over.
"People change," she said as she metamorphosed into a different person in front of me.
Missed connection: You were lost in the dark. You shouted, but there was no answer. You groped blindly and felt nothing. I was the darkness.