Tips for an existential crisis: Stop, drop, and roll into a fetal position while muttering about the horrors of coming days.
Your keys are under the bed. She would have said yes if you had asked. No, you won’t get the job. Thank you for calling Information. *click*
this month’s SCP challenge in lovely water colour and GIMP filters. it’s SCP 513 and SCP 513-1. I wanted to do some non digital art but then I was messing around with the contrast option in gimp and it became a whole lot creepier and it can never be too creepy when it comes to SCP’s.
the description for this SCP was really vague, so I just went with what I thought would look the creepiest while stalking you. I think this is creepy enough.
also included in this picture: a cow bell.
drawing based on this article: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-513
Lock your doors this night. The dead walk and they want to know if you’ve heard about their great deals on cable television.
Fact: Under the Skin is a documentary and Scarlett Johansson really does steal people’s insides.
Hey everybody. There’s an update on my short story collection, Other Gods, on IndieGogo. Go read it. http://buff.ly/WoeMTI
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It’s midnight. You’re alone. There’s a knock at the door. it’s just a friendly clown, checking on you. Whew, that could have been scary.
Never judge a book by its cover, unless that book’s cover is made out of pressed feces. Then it’s probably okay to judge.
Yesterday I saw a ghost and shit my pants. Those two things aren’t necessarily related.
Did You Know: Your bed is a portal to the Screaming Blood Dimension. Don’t wake up on the wrong side of THAT.
Fact: The real reason ancient peoples put coins over the eyes of the dead was so they could continue after a game over.