"People change," she said as she metamorphosed into a different person in front of me.
Missed connection: You were lost in the dark. You shouted, but there was no answer. You groped blindly and felt nothing. I was the darkness.
Lifehack: The zombie apocalypse will never happen. Zombies aren’t real. Do something more useful, like preparing for a werewolf apocalypse.
For sale: 100% original angel wings. Must never be taken outside, or the heavens will see what you’ve done and judge you thusly.
The Andy Griffith Show, ep 709: Barney avoids Andy after committing a shocking double murder. Opie tries mescaline for the first time.
Nashville, Tennessee UFO Sightings
The photographs which were ttaken Sept 27, 1989, of these UFOs were provided by Commander Graham Bethune of the US Navy. He got them from a friend who wanted to remain anonymous.
His friend, a photographer, captured these photos using a Canon T-90
And y’all think I’m kidding when I say weird shit happens here.
I lived in Nashville in 1989 but somehow missed the FREAKING GIANT UFOs. I was 6.
"Wait," said Satan. "If God created humans with free will and loves them so much, then am I just his way of being a dick?"
Lifehack: Nothing is stopping you from becoming a supervillain.
Isn’t it weird how a talking bull will come into your dreams and tell you secrets you couldn’t possibly know?
Swiss cheese: Try it in the name of all that’s holy!