You don’t start in the scream business and become Jason Voorhees on night one. You have to work up to it with patience, machete hours, and a death by drowning that the characters learn of around the hour mark. But you know what backstory’s even scarier than that? Zero backstory at all. This design from Luke Schroeder combines Friday the 13th’s silent implacable masked shuffler with Nintendo’s silent implacable masked shuffler. Because seriously, how did the Koopa Troop see a pack of masked hooded figures and say “I’d like to eat lunch with them every day”? [GET IT HERE]
I have to have this shirt. Cracked, can I have $25 deducted out of my next invoice and you guys just send me this shirt?