Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday comes the lesser-known holiday, Raw Liver Saturday.
The gallows grow cold since they made air-conditioned executions legal again.
Millions of leeches. Leeches for me. Millions of leeches. Leeches for free.
If you’re stuck in a tight spot, remember that you can save your progress at any time by shouting “I AM INVINCIBLE” and running into traffic
Q:What software do you use for your writing?
Google Docs, mostly. Except for my very earliest Cracked articles, I’ve written everything I’ve had published in Google Docs. Even my book. I like it because I can access it from anywhere and even add things to it from my phone.
For note-taking, I used to be a big fan of Simplenote, but they took forever to release an Android app and the one they finally put out was awful (as were all the third party apps), so I switched to Evernote. Evernote had too many bells and whistles that I didn’t need, though, so I eventually switched to Google Keep after it released last year. I just wish it had the ability to sort notes in some way.
I’ve tried using all sorts of fancy schmancy other things, like Scrivener and Ommwriter, and while I did like them, they weren’t a fit for me and my style. I like simplicity, but I also like to have universal access to it.
The fact that I’ve tied most of my wagons to Google is what led me to recently pick up a Chromebook as well. 90% of my online life (the other 10% being the occasional video game) was spent inside a Chrome browser anyway, and the Chromebook was cheap, small, and had good battery life, unlike my five year old Dell laptop that was slowly dying.
Excellent news! You’re pregnant! Expect a writhing mass of umbra spiders to emerge from your throat in 6-8 days. Congratulations!
Today, your voice has a strange echo. You try to ignore it, but everyone keeps asking you to announce their wrestling and hockey events.
Carry on my wayward son. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Play that funky music.
Thrills! Chills! Drills! Our new roller coaster goes right through a hardware store. Sorry, it was a zoning thing.
Hello friends. I have two quests for you. The first is simple: Vote for Mental Floss in the People’s Choice Webbys!
Do this in remembrance of me. (I totally cribbed that from Jesus.)
Happy birthday! I got you this massive centipede you didn’t ask for! Yes, I am aware that it’s not actually your birthday. Enjoy!